Frosty the Snowman/Frosty Returns
Customer Review: How many unhelpfulls will I get for this?
I don't know about you folks, but good old Frosty always creeped me out. Maybe it's just the neighborhood I live in, but if I saw some fat snowman running around my yard singing, I'd grab a blow torch and chase him down the street. Here's my neighborhood's version of Frosty. Frosty the Crack Dealer. Frosty the crack head was a desperate lonely soul, With a broken glass pipe and a cocaine nose And two eyes made of dope. Frosty the crack head is a dirty old perv they say, He was made of coke but the people Know how he came to life one day. There must have been some magic in that Old crack pipe they found. For when they placed it his mouth He began to dance around. O, Frosty the crack head Was fried as he could be, And the people say he could smoke And drink just the same as you and me. Chug a lug, lug, Sniffety, sniff Look at Frosty go. Thumpetty thump Merry Chri$tmas!!!!!!!!!!
Customer Review: Timeless Rankin and Bass Christmas Classic Paired With An Unfortunate "Update".
While it is a total joy to have the classic Rankin and Bass Christmas classic "Frosty the Snowman", on DVD what is disappointing is that it is unfortunately paired on this DVD with a dour "update", of the adventures of the most famous Snowman in the world titled "Frosty Returns", that is a clear victim of "politically correct", agendas. The original 1969 classic "Frosty the Snowman", is a story beloved by generations of television viewers with its catchy tunes, beautiful animation, likeable characters, and unabashed celebration of Christmas and all its traditions. "Frosty Returns", however is seemingly driven by a desire to down play the importance of Christmas traditions altogether, indeed Christmas amazingly is never even referred to once in the story, being instead replaced by a rather unfortunate "Winter festival". Imagining Frosty the Snowman without Christmas is like trying to picture Rudolph without his shiny nose! While the original has charm aplenty "Frosty Returns", also displays a number of less than charming characters, namely Frosty himself who in this story is more sarcastic and jive talking and far less jolly than in the memorable original. This sequel also has some of the most woeful animation and songs in it that you could imagine which only succeeds in making the original classic shine ever more brightly. Seeing these two features side by side on this disk made a number of decades apart clearly illustrates the often discussed "war on Christmas", that seems to be taking place in our western culture and after one screening of the "update" "Frosty Returns", I know I'll be sticking with the original classic "Frosty the Snowman", which still charms all these decades after it was produced by the legendary team of Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass.
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